you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter
Excellent Manners Wolf goes to his local coffee shop
Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.
if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors
Psh, I bet he’s just saying she set him on fire. False immolation claims like this make me sick.
And besides, if it had been a real immolation, the body has ways of shutting the heat down so you don’t get burned.
He had a history of playing with matches.
im single by choice
its just not my choice
need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
when someone says their eyes change colour
I want us to make each other better.
someone you should probably hold on to (via braided-funk)